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god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick

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relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5

have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it

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vampirearsehell:

why do people hate being in the “friend zone” so much

it sounds like a nice place to be

can someone friend zone me

i like friends

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